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titancity:

YOUR WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME

titancity:

YOUR WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME

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fanzinered:

GENIS CARRERAS philographics IV

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meowneko:

meowneko:

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seraphphoenix:

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH

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somethingpointy:

somethingpointy:

somethingpointy:

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GUYS THERE IS A HEART IN MY FRIDGE, I WENT TO GO LOOK FOR SOMETHING TO SNACK ON AND I FIND A FUCKING HEART SARAN WRAPPED AND SITTING ON THE SHELF! WHY IS THERE A FUCKING HEART IN MY FRIDGE??????

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THIS ISN’T A FUCKING JOKE MAN

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THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE

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LOOK AT THE FUCKING SIZE OF THIS THING IT BLED ALL  OVER ME

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEATTLE????

SO I LOOKED IN OUR FREEZER AND…

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coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

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nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

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meticulist:

onward noble steed

meticulist:

onward noble steed

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ultrafacts:

ultrafacts:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:
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What if it bites me and it dies?


















that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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ultrafacts:

ultrafacts:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

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What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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